My sister arranged the best birthday present ever for me: She convinced her friend and the girl from next door to give me a blowjob and fuck me
“Tells me he has an 8” cock- so I beg to let me try it out- see how low I can go. After throating it 5 times I can taste his pre-cum”
I shredded your resume before you even walked into my office, cunt. This is the only part of your job interview that matters. Incidentally, it’s also your job description.